Viral Video Junkie Gifts

'A lot of students are absent. There's a viral video going around.'

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Elephant ass selfie.

"She's all over YouTube."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"I think I'm coming down with something."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

At the celebrity jobcentre...

The World's First Talking Dog,

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

'Stocks rose on news that in the corporate boardroom and in politics, hot air always rises.'

'I finished doing the green plants around 11 pm on the sixth day, a Saturday I think...and the rest,as they say, is history.'

"Face it - nothing gets done in an election year."

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