Videographer At Heart Gifts

"I'm on videotape since Day One. How about you?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Filming Christmas

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

An environmental documentary crew filming garbage washing up on the beach.

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

The director said 'cut'!