Videography Gifts

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'Wait ‘til you see the video I uploaded of you coming out of anesthesia. It's HILARIOUS!'

Whoops, left the tape out. We'll have to start over.

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

"They always bring a camera. They keep hoping I'll do something interesting."

A dog is embarrassed by his actions when recorded on his owner's mobile phone.

"Wasn't that your dad with the video camera, the tripod, the battery pack, the extension cord, the..."

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Great news, boss. My clips of our New Year party are a big hit on YouTube!'

"I'm 3,476 video tapes old."

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

"Big deal, so I forgot to rewind the tape. What are you going to do, lock me up and force me to watch it backward?"

'Next vacation, I handle the camera. You always cut people's heads off.'

'I hate technology!'

I didn't mind the two hour video of their holiday, but not all those commercials sandwiched in about his insurance company.

'Modern Day Tourist'

Gina soon regretted asking her father to videotape the wedding.

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"He takes his role as a funeral director very seriously."

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

I'm making the definitive sledding video.

"I'm sorry I can't do it tonight. The powers off"

'God's home videos.'

'Quick, get the camcorder!'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"We wondered if you'd be kind enough to take a videoclip of us drinking the Chateau d'Yquem?"

A man stands on a swimmer to film him.

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

"Baldo, what were you thinking? It's tacky! It's disrespectful!"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

All of Rev.Tuttle's sermons are videotaped in case one of congregates runs for public office.