Videographer Gifts

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

'Next vacation, I handle the camera. You always cut people's heads off.'

"Harold... they know."

'I'm afraid your memory card has amnesia...'

'As you see, the wine breaks down the veal and the vegetables almost immediately--as for your lens cover, I can't really say.'

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

Filming Christmas

'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

A man stands on a swimmer to film him.

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Share the thrills of the Moonlight Sonata with the new Head-Mounted-Pro-Stunt-MusicSport-Camcorder.

"You don't often see a policeman on the street these days."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

'One is the videographer and the other is my lawyer.'

The things we do for timelapse.

'I hate technology!'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Shoot the cops!"

"It's called 'The Outdoors.' I'm streaming it."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Say something viral."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!