Video Gifts

"My wife is recording everything the kids do until they leave for college. Then I'll binge-watch them grow up."

Ewe Tube.

You've Been Framed

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"I, TikTok."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Filming Christmas

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

"So how much money do you make?"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

E=Equals

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'