Film And Video Gifts

'Honey! Grab your glasses, and come check out this great video I found online!'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Director/Action Man toy.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Herman Mankiewicz

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Candid Camera store.

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"I, TikTok."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

The star hunters

Kritik's Korner

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Canadian film production

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.