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Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Showbiz Awards

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Director/Action Man toy.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"