Watching Movies Gifts

"You hugging me? Are you hugging me? I don't see anyone else here... YOU HUGGING ME??"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Gangster "I'm thinking of getting back into crime, Luigi, - legitimate business is too corrupt"

'Sorry boys... your policy covers Beanstalks, Wicked Old Witches and Jolly Green Giants... but not Big Bad Wolves!'

'No, Meester Bond... I expect it to cure your astigmatism'

'I can't wait to see the reviews in the newspaper to find out whether I like the movie or not.'

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'

"Enjoying 'Hannibal' isn't really sufficient reason for applying to become a doctor!"

'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

"That's enough small talk."

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

'Could you try to look guilty, please?'

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"If you were a spy or a terrorist, you would tell me, wouldn't you..."

"Anything exciting happening up your end dear?"

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

Doggy-3D

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

The Tooth Fairy has filed Chapter 11. Details after the movie...

Princess Drops Handkerchief

'I know modern movies are filled with violence and sex, Dad, but those old movies have people smoking in them.'

Made with 100% recycled material.

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

Every year at Christmas, Tom would look forward to the Great Escape.

'WHOAH! look what that giant ape left on the Empire State Building! Man, our job is safe for months!'

"Dinner and a movie, sure. You order a pizza and I'll see what's on cable."

"Totally unbelievable, eh, Chaps??"

"Hey, I know things look bleak now, but once we find a palm tree and grow beards we'll be making jokes in no time."

"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

Too cute for comfort.

'You're awfy easily provoked, are you no?' 'Them's fightin' words!'

"I take it this means Westerns are making a comeback."

The cinema of the Absurd.