Film Watching Gifts

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

The movie was over. But not for Bob.

Pony Express

"Haven't we already seen all these on Netflix?"

"Look, they'll never buy that I lost my sheep, so I want you to make it look like an accident."

'Not another war film.'

'I'm traumatized, doc. I rented the video 'Biker Chicks Gone Wild' and my mother-in-law was topless in it.'

"I love a scary film"

'Good heavens! That was some action-packed movie!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Star and drama coach confer on the set of "Jaws XI."

"He was choking, so I performed a Heimlich maneuver that I saw on a medical documentary. . . Oh, hang on. It may have been a Bruce Lee documentary."

Get to movies & battlefields early

"I often see 'Filmed in Panavision' during the credits of films, but I have absolutely no idea where that is."

"Haven't we seen this one before?"

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

"Your husband is critical."

Horror Movie Shorts

"You were right...it is Godzilla."

"Last night, me and the wife watched 3 films back-to-back. Luckily, I was the one facing the TV...."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Hey man, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

I love Horror Films

Cobie Smulders

Goodies and Baddies

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

"I can't believe they advertised that movie as a cerebral, understated action-adventure, when it was clearly a mind-bending, quirky drama."

"During recessions, people flock to the movies as a form of escape...So me staying as long as three months."

Julianne Moore,

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

'Aren't you going to watch the vampire film.'

'Mr. Kong?'