Film Viewing Gifts

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.

Previews: They get longer and longer until. . . there is no movie.

The movie is so bad the server recommends ventilation.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

The Da Vinci Cod

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Kirsten Johnson

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"It's about time."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"