Watching Films Gifts

'I-Spy with my little eye. Something beginning with...DVD.'

"How come you're called the. "Lone Ranger", when I'm with you? A little recognition would be nice."

3D

"Talking of contracts, darling, I've just signed one myself."

'I know this is Christmas and all, but you should never let them watch 'The Great Escape'!'

"Well after what they told me, my mum and dad haven't got a clue."

'Ugh! Didn't you commit this offence last time you were released?'

'For a first date I quite fancied going to the pictures.'

Cinema 'Screen 3, Gone with the wind' single armchair

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"Could we talk about a drug deal gone terribly, terribly right for a change?"

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'

'Won't talk, eh? Then send him home to his mother - in a glass!'

When Entertainment Was King.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Sure they're dead and walking around, but a few of them are still shopping."

Couple Watching Scary Film

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dancing with the Star Wars

The Da Vinci Cod