Watching Classic Films Gifts

'IT DIDN'T HAPPEN ONE NIGHT'

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Solar Frankenstein

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

All-Verbal Westerns

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Queen Kong

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

I'm Spartacus.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"How was prom?"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

King Kong