Classic Films Gifts

Field of unhatched eggs. Caption reads- Prequel to Alfred Hitchcocks 'The Birds'.

Duelling Banjos.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Recessions -- As Time Goes By.

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

'Do you have any silent movies? My volume switch is broken.'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.

'Hand over the brain.'

Female Fans of the 3 Stooges Convention.

'Are you sure that's Dad? He looks more like the Invisible Man.'

Solar Frankenstein

"Yes! This is 'Understanding Film Noir', and, yes ! I am Dr. Behan. Now will you please shut the door!"

'I said 'Round up a posse'!'

'This is 'Brief Encounter' - I wish we'd had one!'

"Look! I see an abbreviated version of Disney's Bambi."

'Do you have Vertigo?'

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

"There's wicked, and then there's just plain mean."

Humphrey Bogart.

'I recently saw the Maltese Falcon for the first time in years, and I didn't like it nearly as much as I expected to. Because of that, I find I'll now have to rethink my whole life.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'Mafia Online.'

Frank Sinatra

On hold, Rick listens to "As Time Goes By" over and over again.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

True Grit

Face Mask

The Bride of Frankenstein

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

"I'll take it."

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"How much weight can it hold?"