Classic Cinema Gifts

"Mr. Total Recall"

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Old Lady Does Marilyn Monroe Impression.

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

When all else fails, Bell-a-Lugosi

"Mr. Goldwyn on the wire, Mr. Morris."

Basil Rathbone Caricature

Charlie Chaplin

Hedy Lamarr caricature

'It'll be hard convincing him to go digital. He just got over the adjustment to talkies.'

Man walking through a large sheet of glass two men are carring throught the street

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

The Battle of Bedford Falls

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Comedy Cafe

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Solar Frankenstein

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

All-Verbal Westerns

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Queen Kong

David Niven caricature

"How was prom?"