Classical Films Gifts

Dame Maggie Smith

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Housekeeping?!"

Solar Frankenstein

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

All-Verbal Westerns

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"How was prom?"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Queen Kong

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

I'm Spartacus.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Cary Grant

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Jack Nicholson

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Fred Astaire