Film Classics Gifts

"....To hear those options again, press the pound sign, or click your heels three times to return to the main menu."

"I still don't see anything!"

Cinema 'Screen 3, Gone with the wind' single armchair

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Comedy Cafe

Rare Books

Archimedes statue with a lever

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Out damn Spot

Playdough's The Republic

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Housekeeping?!"

Steve McQueen

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Solar Frankenstein

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Jimmy Cagney.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'