Film Classics Gifts

"....To hear those options again, press the pound sign, or click your heels three times to return to the main menu."

"I still don't see anything!"

Cinema 'Screen 3, Gone with the wind' single armchair

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Comedy Cafe

Archimedes statue with a lever

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Rare Books

"Out damn Spot

Playdough's The Republic

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Housekeeping?!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Steve McQueen

Solar Frankenstein

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

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