Classic Films Pillows

Duelling Banjos.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Do you have any silent movies? My volume switch is broken.'

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

Recessions -- As Time Goes By.

A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'Hand over the brain.'

Solar Frankenstein

'Are you sure that's Dad? He looks more like the Invisible Man.'

On hold, Rick listens to "As Time Goes By" over and over again.

'This is 'Brief Encounter' - I wish we'd had one!'

"Look! I see an abbreviated version of Disney's Bambi."

"There's wicked, and then there's just plain mean."

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

'I said 'Round up a posse'!'

'I recently saw the Maltese Falcon for the first time in years, and I didn't like it nearly as much as I expected to. Because of that, I find I'll now have to rethink my whole life.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'Do you have Vertigo?'

"Yes! This is 'Understanding Film Noir', and, yes ! I am Dr. Behan. Now will you please shut the door!"

'Mafia Online.'

"C'est la guerre."

"But you can't leave me—your name is Bride of Frankenstein."

"How much weight can it hold?"

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"I was different people then!"

"Your scheme will never work! I'm the conductor."

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"I'll take it."

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

"We decided to hang on to the old black-and-white set for watching colorized films."

"Before you get comfortable, hon - Bette Davis is twins in this one."

"I'd always hoped that our marriage would be more of a screwball comedy."

"Disgruntled ticket-taker Joshua Kalen is pushed to the edge..."