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Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

2 mummies...

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Steve McQueen

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Solar Frankenstein

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

I'm Spartacus.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"How was prom?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

Lumiere brothers caricature