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"We're groucho marsupials."

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

Grauchos

'This is a pirate moving image isn't it?'

"She never shaves her legs...can she actually be going on a date?"

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Doris Day

Laurel and Hardy

Bates Motel has a vacancy.

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Do you have that one with George Sanders...?"

"Gentlemen, this is Mr. Griscom, Super Films' new horror expert."

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

W.C.Fields

Humphrey Bogart

'And this is William Handler, one of the biggest stars of the '50s. . . not too smart though.'

Steve McQueen

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

Marilyn Manqué

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

I'm Spartacus.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'