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"We're groucho marsupials."

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

Grauchos

'This is a pirate moving image isn't it?'

"She never shaves her legs...can she actually be going on a date?"

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Do you have that one with George Sanders...?"

"Gentlemen, this is Mr. Griscom, Super Films' new horror expert."

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

'And this is William Handler, one of the biggest stars of the '50s. . . not too smart though.'

Steve McQueen

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

Marilyn Manqué

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Comedy Cafe

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

I'm Spartacus.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Hitchcock's The Birds

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Lumiere brothers caricature

Marilyn Ghost

Romy Schneider

The Bride of Frankenstein

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Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

Tin Man Visits New York

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"