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"I keep telling you, it's running on the nights and weekends schedule!"

Clara Bow caricature

"Surviving the shipwreck wasn't that difficult, Ted. The Tin Man sacrificed himself to serve as a stove and the Scarecrow provided the needed fuel. At that point, the question of what to cook kind of solved itself."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Comedy Cafe

'Play it again, Sam.'

Steve McQueen

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

I'm Spartacus.

"Play on."

Lumiere brothers caricature

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Hitchcock's The Birds

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Marilyn Ghost

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

The Bride of Frankenstein

Tin Man Visits New York

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

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Romy Schneider