Vintage Movies Pillows

"I keep telling you, it's running on the nights and weekends schedule!"

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Lance, I want to buy something nice for your birthday, but

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

Shirley Temple

Clara Bow caricature

Alberto Sordi

"Surviving the shipwreck wasn't that difficult, Ted. The Tin Man sacrificed himself to serve as a stove and the Scarecrow provided the needed fuel. At that point, the question of what to cook kind of solved itself."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

'Play it again, Sam.'

Steve McQueen

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

I'm Spartacus.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"Play on."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Cary Grant

Fred Astaire

Lumiere brothers caricature

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Hitchcock's The Birds

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."