Watching Classic Films Pillows

'IT DIDN'T HAPPEN ONE NIGHT'

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Housekeeping?!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Solar Frankenstein

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

All-Verbal Westerns

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Queen Kong

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"How was prom?"

I'm Spartacus.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.