Rewatching Films Gifts

'One good thing about memory-loss is that you can watch your favourite film as often as you like and still not remember how it ends. . .'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Billy. The Kid.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Bloody hell!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Canadian film production

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dancing with the Star Wars

The Da Vinci Cod

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"It's about time."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"