Rewatching Films Pillows

'One good thing about memory-loss is that you can watch your favourite film as often as you like and still not remember how it ends. . .'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Billy. The Kid.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Canadian film production

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

The Da Vinci Cod

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Dancing with the Star Wars

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"