Movie Watching Pillows

'I'm here to read the meter.'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Hollywood - the early years

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

'Don't ride into the sunset without yours!'

A movie director shouting through bullhorn.

"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."

"It could be worse."

'Heart transplants, yes. Brain transplants, no.'

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Don't just stand there! Give me a hand!

"Yes! This is 'Understanding Film Noir', and, yes ! I am Dr. Behan. Now will you please shut the door!"

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

Your Winter Coat

"Do you have a moment to talk about toxic waste?"

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Horror film becomes reality...

'Well, Alfred Hitchcock, any more great ideas like the bird feeder for livening up the yard?'

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

'The jury will kindly remain seated until AFTER the movie credits are rolled.'

'Stampede, what you in for?'

"Is this the movie of the week or the news of the day?"

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Alright, Hutchins - This 'toon ain't big enough for the both of us!

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'Tin can recycling plant'

'It's alright as quests go, but it doesn't have Lassie in it...'

'Hey! Popcorn!'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"Just because you swam with the sharks it doesn't make you a big fish"

"Your smartphone knows too much!"

"I'm spending way-y-y too much time watching my ultra-wide TV."

You try making a F*@#! movie during Covid19... Now that's a mission impossible!