Film Watching Pillows

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

The movie was over. But not for Bob.

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

Pony Express

'I'm traumatized, doc. I rented the video 'Biker Chicks Gone Wild' and my mother-in-law was topless in it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Good heavens! That was some action-packed movie!'

"I love a scary film"

'Not another war film.'

"Look, they'll never buy that I lost my sheep, so I want you to make it look like an accident."

"During recessions, people flock to the movies as a form of escape...So me staying as long as three months."

I love Horror Films

"Hey man, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

Horror Movie Shorts

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

"I can't believe they advertised that movie as a cerebral, understated action-adventure, when it was clearly a mind-bending, quirky drama."

Goodies and Baddies

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

'Aren't you going to watch the vampire film.'

'Mr. Kong?'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"You were right...it is Godzilla."

"Last night, me and the wife watched 3 films back-to-back. Luckily, I was the one facing the TV...."

Star and drama coach confer on the set of "Jaws XI."

The Hunt for a Red October

"He was choking, so I performed a Heimlich maneuver that I saw on a medical documentary. . . Oh, hang on. It may have been a Bruce Lee documentary."

"Your husband is critical."

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

"Haven't we seen this one before?"

Get to movies & battlefields early

"These 3-D movies are getting more and more realistic!"

1984 Updated Version

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."