Re-watching Gifts

"They don't call them reruns anymore... they call them déjà-views."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"They grow up so fast."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Einsteiners.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Television Readers.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Lazy Octopus

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

American Idle.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'There's nothing on.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"