Re-watching T-Shirts

"They don't call them reruns anymore... they call them déjà-views."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"They grow up so fast."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Television Readers.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Lazy Octopus

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'There's nothing on.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.