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What about reading another memoir for our next book club? Which one? There's the woman whose hubbie left her for a man. Or

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Bloody hell!"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Pink Bantha

Tree house.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dancing with the Star Wars

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

The Da Vinci Cod

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Och lye the news'