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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Billy. The Kid.

Cariactures

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Tree house.

Glance Exchange

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

The Da Vinci Cod

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Dancing with the Star Wars

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'