Tv Watchers Gifts

The Amiable Reaper.

Randy;s Man-Lesson: "What you don't know, can't hurt you!"

'We can expect some showers in the west, sunny conditions in the south and a frog warning up north...!'

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"We do have channel blocker, but my kid won't show me how to use it."

God Bless Our Reverse Mortgage.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Tree house.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Fishermen

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Och lye the news'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

Binge Watch

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"He's an indoor cat."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'