Tv Series Watcher Gifts

Wonder woman as an old person.

"This isn't what I expected when you suggested a night in watching 'Squid game'."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Tree house.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Och lye the news'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Next camera crew 5 mins

Binge Watch

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."