Tv Series Binge-watcher Gifts

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"A motive? Obviously darling!"

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"I work in the traffic division now..."

"Gracie is watching a show on powerful Hispanic women just so I can't watch the game!"

"I don't care if it's his favorite show. I wanna watch football!"

Grim Reaper watches show called Life.

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV hospital drama."

David Tennant

Trevor Eve

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

Ken Stott

Hollywood, 2083.

I hear you're concerned with the important issue of bullying. I'm impressed. Eh. You know how the best tv shows end, and then get turned into a big-screen movie that wraps everything up? Bully was a great flick that really gave the whole story some satisfying closure. It's an issue, not a story! I'm getting more into Squid Game now.

Gimme a latte, geek. In a sec. I'm watching the end of a tv show on my new cellphone. Look out, Jack! Didn't you just buy a 50-inch plasma?! Is that a man or a tree?

I've got to capitalize on America's fascination with vampires. By dressing up like a bozo? Twilight, True Blood

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

"Hey! Pay-per-view here, if you and your mother don't mind."

"These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its mission: To stay on TV forever."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Horror movies

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'