Series Binge-watcher Gifts

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Cote de Pablo

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Horror movies

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Next camera crew 5 mins

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

A couple decides what to watch.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

Working from Home.

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'