Tv Show Binge-watcher Gifts

'Stop torturing yourself!'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"I still think he got his own sitcom just 'cuz he's Latino."

'It's a 'Downton Abbey' prequel.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Ricky Gervais Caricature.

'I imagine all those they encouraged to overeach in previous series have since relocated to shop doorways.'

Reality computing: 'We're sorry Lenny. You've been voted out of the chat room.'

'Well, we have two rock stars, three footballers, a chat show host, a politician and someone who was on Big Brother.'

'Gervaisaphobia': The feeling that Ricky Gervais is everywhere.

'I don't believe it... there's our long lost Tiddles in that television studio!'

"How about passing out to something I want to watch, tonight?"

Working from home is still regarded with suspicion by many employers..

Pauley Perrette

Matt Smith

Couple watching property programme - 'No sign of a downturn in the property programme market...'

If Supermarkets were run like the NHS: I'd like a million pounds worth of shampoo, which I may not bother to collect if Eastenders is on.

'Are you sure you're the new Doctor? You don't look old enough.'

'Repeats?'

"What do you mean, 'you don't serve porridge?!"

"Can't it wait just one more inning?"

Ellen DeGeneres

"I get all my life-critical data from TV."

"I never zap through commercials. It's the only time I have to do my homework."

"One more episode of X-Files then we grab him!"

"Is it really an important message from your sponsor, or just another damn commercial?!"

"This programme may contain flash flooding."

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"I'm sorry, we can't talk right now. Maybe come back during the 1st intermission."

Valerie Bertinelli

Teenage Yoda

"Would you mind hanging on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crews to turn up..."

"Almost there - just waiting to get through the opening credits."

"OK Harold, no more Tiger King for you."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'