Tv Binge-watchers Gifts

'...and that concludes this episode of celebrity talk. Now back to your humdrum lives.'

'Sigh ... there's nothing good on in my brain again. Guess I'll just go to bed.'

"Are the kids asleep?"

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Horror movies

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

A couple decides what to watch.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Working from Home.