Tv Show Binge-watcher Pillows

'Stop torturing yourself!'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'I imagine all those they encouraged to overeach in previous series have since relocated to shop doorways.'

Reality computing: 'We're sorry Lenny. You've been voted out of the chat room.'

'Well, we have two rock stars, three footballers, a chat show host, a politician and someone who was on Big Brother.'

'Gervaisaphobia': The feeling that Ricky Gervais is everywhere.

'I don't believe it... there's our long lost Tiddles in that television studio!'

"How about passing out to something I want to watch, tonight?"

Working from home is still regarded with suspicion by many employers..

Couple watching property programme - 'No sign of a downturn in the property programme market...'

If Supermarkets were run like the NHS: I'd like a million pounds worth of shampoo, which I may not bother to collect if Eastenders is on.

"What do you mean, 'you don't serve porridge?!"

"Can't it wait just one more inning?"

"I get all my life-critical data from TV."

"I never zap through commercials. It's the only time I have to do my homework."

"Is it really an important message from your sponsor, or just another damn commercial?!"

"This programme may contain flash flooding."

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"I'm sorry, we can't talk right now. Maybe come back during the 1st intermission."

Valerie Bertinelli

Teenage Yoda

"Would you mind hanging on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crews to turn up..."

"Hey! This is news."

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

Pet Hobbies

Jeffrey Tambor

Woke Jersey Shore

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

Season 1: beer

William Shatner Goes To Space

Jesus is tempted in the desert.

"My next guest is a charming grifter with a record as long as your arm. Let's give him a big 'Jaws of Justice' welcome."

'Are you ignoring me?'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'