Television Binge-watcher Pillows

"Why don't you come out and join us Tuesday night. We're a group committed to peacefully and nonviolently watching television."

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'It's a 6 week, 84 hour documentary on why people don't read.'

'Don't worry. I get a lot done during commercials.'

'Don't you hate PBS Pledge Week?'

'Thank goodness they've put us in the TV-room: Can you imagine how boring it would be otherwise...'

'You couldn't catch a mouse, let alone a gazelle.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Horror movies

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

A couple decides what to watch.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'