Television Binge-watcher Prints

"Why don't you come out and join us Tuesday night. We're a group committed to peacefully and nonviolently watching television."

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'It's a 6 week, 84 hour documentary on why people don't read.'

'Don't worry. I get a lot done during commercials.'

'Don't you hate PBS Pledge Week?'

'Thank goodness they've put us in the TV-room: Can you imagine how boring it would be otherwise...'

'You couldn't catch a mouse, let alone a gazelle.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Horror movies

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

A couple decides what to watch.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'