Tv Binge-watcher Prints

Ostrich has head in sand to watch TV set

Working from Home.

The Bronze Age of Television

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

'Britain's filthiest restaurant!'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."

Dog controlling TV

"I forget, is this the show with the back stabbing, or the front stabbing?"

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."

Royal watches 'Prisoner cell block HRH' on T.V.

'Do you have anything that can fast forward live TV?'

'When he crashes I just disconnect all the wires and peripherals and shut him down for a few minutes. He'll boot right up after that.'

'Elsewhere in the news, obesity and inactivity are sending baby boomers on a downward spiral!'

"Don't tell me the ending."

'Contestants not appearing on stage were taken out and shot.'

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

'I remember when you used to look at me like that,'

'I've been watching so many cookery shows I haven't had time to make your dinner.'

'I've seen an awful lot in my day. Most of it on TV and the Internet.'

3D

Cheap-hypno-tv: 'You are now visualising wonderful programmes in your mind's eye...'

'Today, I watched so many food shows, I had to take an antacid tablet.'

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

The Big- Fat- Lazy- Slob- Channel

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

"Death takes a personal day."

The Linters: stuck on the sofa since 1982

"Find something dumb. Really dumb. I'm in the mood."

"Poor Henry - he never returned from the All-Star break."