Tv Binge-watcher Prints

Ostrich has head in sand to watch TV set

Working from Home.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

The Bronze Age of Television

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

'Britain's filthiest restaurant!'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Game, Set...Naptime

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"Don't tell me the ending."

'Do you have anything that can fast forward live TV?'

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

'I've been watching so many cookery shows I haven't had time to make your dinner.'

'When he crashes I just disconnect all the wires and peripherals and shut him down for a few minutes. He'll boot right up after that.'

'I remember when you used to look at me like that,'

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

Royal watches 'Prisoner cell block HRH' on T.V.

"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."

'I've seen an awful lot in my day. Most of it on TV and the Internet.'

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

3D

The Big- Fat- Lazy- Slob- Channel

'Elsewhere in the news, obesity and inactivity are sending baby boomers on a downward spiral!'

Cheap-hypno-tv: 'You are now visualising wonderful programmes in your mind's eye...'

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"

"I forget, is this the show with the back stabbing, or the front stabbing?"

'Today, I watched so many food shows, I had to take an antacid tablet.'

Dog controlling TV

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."

'Contestants not appearing on stage were taken out and shot.'

Cable Inc. This has all of the sports and entertainment channels, and none of the news channels. Its call the "Ignorance is Bliss Package"!

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Aside from the hours of DVR'ed shows you have yet to watch, what else keeps you together?"