Series Watching Gifts

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"I demand you show something worth watching!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

"I think we need to have that talk to explain how bad stuff happens in the world."

'Write letters...call...save me! They're canceling my program...'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

Binge Watch

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Spoiler alert."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Star Wars Audience

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"What would you like to watch again?"

Must-See Lockdown TV.

Starvation Watching

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

Hollywood, 2083.

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature