Watching Tv Shows Gifts

"Think you could get me on 'Amercan Idol'?"

"Ever notice the medical programs never show the dashing young doctors doing paperwork?"

Welcome to Midsomer. (Twinned with the village of the Damned)

"Will you please stop referring to me as Kemosabe Tonto, we're all Kemosabes here."

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

'...And stop calling me 'Gilligan'!'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"It's an adult western - the sidekick is a woman!"

Jennifer Aniston

Grim Reaper watches show called Life.

"Unfortunately, Andre, our four-star chef, is out taping his sundicated cooking show this evening and sends his regrets. However, he hopes you'll catch 'Gourmet Cooking with Andre' locally on channel five at 11:30 Saturday mornings starting September 16th. May I take your order, sir?"

"I thought we agreed I was the bad cop this week."

"Before I book you in, would you sign this TV contract..?"

"Hey! Will that be Thingy out of 'Whatdyamecallit'?"

"What do you mean I'm not qualified to be a forensic pathologist?"

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Tom Baker Caricature

"If we have to use props for the perp to know which is the good cop and which is the bad, we're doing something wrong."

Perky Blinders

School of Dance

"A motive? Obviously darling!"

"Have a seat!"

"Maybe this is the coffee talking, but we could go back to my place, do some paperwork, and then binge-watch "Borgen".

Miami Vice

"Hey, didn't I just see you on Court TV?"

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

“The jury has requested you pitch your case in the style of a six-part TV mini-series.”

#MeToo House is America's Favorite New Reality TV Show

"Dancing with the liquidators."

The Good Girls.

Sex and the City Returns

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"