Watching Shows Gifts

'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'

'Is that true? - Did you tape over her soap opera?'

'It just so happens that I LIKE shows geared to a 12-year-old mentality!'

"Don't stop, we're binge watching."

Girl on couch considers channel-hopping to be a sport

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

'What's on? I've seen this. It's a repeat...I hate watching repeats, it makes me feel like I'm wasting my life...So what else is on?'

'To her, reality TV is bigger than life.'

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

'Did you see iPlayer last night?'

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"There they all are again..."

'It just so happens that I LIKE shows geared to a 12-year-old mentality!'

Show me "Babylon 5" spinoff "Crusade." Searching

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

2038: The Year the Lockdown Ended

Battle of the Television

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"They grow up so fast."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Einsteiners.'

Television Readers.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."