Watching Classic Shows Gifts

THE EVEN COUPLE

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

The Old Time Television Channel

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"What would you like to watch again?"

"Happy Birthday!"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Marley's Ghost

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

Tsars in their eyes.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"I wish I could give you more on the trade-in, but all that guano really did a number on the paint."

Interview with a Vampire.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

New Course At The New School

George Baker