Watching Old Tv Shows Gifts

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Before the Internet

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

'It is too snowing!'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

June Brown

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

Munster Island.

Lorne Greene

Interview with a Vampire.

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

"Have a seat!"

Miami Vice

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

Here lies Andy Griffith, Just Plum Wore Out.

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'