Classic Tv Show Watchers Gifts

Look, the Bionic Woman is back! Wow! That was one long commercial break!

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

"What would you like to watch again?"

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Tsars in their eyes.

John Laurie

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

George Baker

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

New Course At The New School

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"I wish I could give you more on the trade-in, but all that guano really did a number on the paint."

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Wonder woman as an old person.

Miami Vice

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

Rowan Atkinson,

'I told him not to touch that dial.'