Classic Tv Show Watchers Gifts

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

"What would you like to watch again?"

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Tsars in their eyes.

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

New Course At The New School

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Wonder woman as an old person.

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

The Moe Howard Installation

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

Rowan Atkinson,

Miami Vice