Vintage Tv Shows Gifts

Here lies Andy Griffith, Just Plum Wore Out.

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

Tracy Tracy

By any chance, woukd Dr. Smith's nickname be 'Curly'?

Before the Internet

TV jester.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

Joan Collins

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

Miami Vice

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

"Let's just say things don't look good for you, Kimosabe!"

'Don't tell me it's not a cyberattack. Every channel is showing 'I Love Lucy'.'

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'