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Tracy Tracy

Before the Internet

TV jester.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Miami Vice

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

"Still pretty liberal."

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'