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'I want to suck your toes.' - A problem for Maxwell Smart and his shoe-phone.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

Bob had the misfortune of being haunted by the Three Stooges.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Before the Internet

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

The Bronze Age of Television

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'Morcambe and Wise.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

Elderly Tarzan...